Cowboys are in America; we are in America.
Cowboys sleep in their clothes; we sleep in our clothes.
Cowboys eat beans and sausages over the fire; we eat beans and sausages over the fire.
Cowboys drink coffee strong as diesel; we drink coffee strong as diesel.
Cowboys drink bourbon when they can; we drink bourbon when we can.
Cowboys sing country songs; we sing country songs.
Cowboys have chapped lips; we have lip balm.